St. Paul, MN – After losing all of our money on the Viking’s game for the NFC title, authors for ZQ were forced to rebuild their website from memory and try to make a below-poverty living as writers. What sucks about this situation is that we don’t even live in Minnesota, but because most of our cousins and relatives live there, we had to support our drunken bastards who bleed purple. Honestly, we don’t even know what the hell “SKOL” means nor can we name one actual player from the team. But our blind bandwagon has bankrupted our bank balances and now we’re busy scrambling for pennies to pay for next month’s rent.
When news of the Viking’s loss reached Laos, long-distance honeys didn’t know whether to cry or rejoice because the majority of their American Hmong men reportedly also lost about $1.5 million in bets, as tallied by the Nevada Gaming Commission that oversees minority sports bets.
Grief hits homeland honeys who depend on financial support from their Hmong Minnesota men
As you continue to read more articles on ZQ, you might realize that we probably lost a few of your favorite stories. It’s mostly due to ZQ founder and author, Zaub Qaub, who one day forgot to pay the electricity bills and his server died in the subsequent termination of electrical services. And of course like a dummy he didn’t have any recent back ups, so what you see is what you get.
In either case, ZQ is back bishes! We’ve changed a few things around the site, so thanks for visiting again. As we go into 2018, we hope to bring even more articles for your entertainment. The Vikings may have lost, but ZQ is still winning because we learned that cheating is the only way to get ahead in life. We’ve partnered with professional cheaters and hired Tom Brady’s management team to help guide us into the new year. Like and share us on Facebook so we can continue to bring you the best content this side of a 40 pepper papaya salad! Thanks! – ZQ